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Canned Bacon

by Reverend_Danger   June 03, 2008 at 7:37PM  |  Views: 65

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Oh, yes.  Oh, sweet, sassy mamma.  The time has finally come.  It's bacon in a can. No longer must you wait the excruciating, aromatically intoxicating five minutes to fry your bacon.  Now, like a pet cat, I will salivate and taste sumptuous pork product every time I hear a can opener.  A box of 12 cans (total calories: 34,560) is available for about $110.  The bacon will keep for up to 10 years and is ready-to-eat right out of the can!  My tummy says, “Welcome.”

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