Mantenna - Vanessa Hudgens Wants a Man and Charlie Sheen Gets Fired

March 7, 2011
Vanessa Hudgens is looking for a man, rapper Prodigy gets released from jail and the Miami Heat are not too manly to cry…the Mantenna will never be beat!

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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking for a Man

The sexy actress has moved on from former flame Zac Effron and is on the prowl for a new man. At the premiere of her new film Beastly , she admitted she was single and looking to mingle. When asked if she was dating anyone at the moment, Vanessa replied, “No, but I’m taking numbers.” She may be taking numbers, but she has a specific type of guy in mind to date. She told Cosmopolitan Australia, “I want to look at someone on the inside before judging, because, especially in my business, people get judged all the time. I want to be one to judge people right off the bat. In sixth grade, I dated the smallest and skinniest kid in class. I like the dorks. For me, it’s about what’s on the inside.” So dorks, don’t be shy. Do as the lady asks and send her your number. [EntertainmentWise]

Charlie Sheen Fired

Two and a Half Men has officially lost a man. Warner Bros. announced today that lead actor Charlie Sheen has been fired from the hit sitcom. The move follows several weeks of strange behavior from Sheen. The actor spent the past week conducting a series of bizarre interviews that criticized Warner Bros. and the show’s creator Chuck Lorre. The studio released a statement saying, “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on 'Two and a Half Men' effective immediately.” Charlie Sheen is happy with the news, telling TMZ, “This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.” Warner Bros. says no decision has been made as to whether the show will continue without Sheen. [LA Times]

Prodigy Released From Jail

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According to reports, legendary Mobb Deep rapper Prodigy was released from prison early this morning. Albert Johnson was arrested in Oct. 2006 and served three years for criminal possession of a weapon. Prodigy was let out early from the Mid-State Correctional Facilty in New Jersey for good behavior and will be under parole till 2014. Prodigy is apparently getting set to unveil an autobiography of his life. Glad to have you back, Prodigy! [MTV]

The Miami Heat are Not too Manly to Cry

Following a difficult loss to the Chicago Bulls on Sunday, the team’s head coach told reporters that the squad was handling things so badly that there were a little waterworks in the locker room. “"This is painful for every single one of us to go through this, there are couple of guys crying in the locker room right now, it is not a matter of want," bench boss Erik Spoelstra explained. Luckily, Chris Bosh explained that he wasn’t crying, but was rather “nearly in tears,” in order to save his manhood. [Baller Status]

Supreme Court Sets Precedent in Insane Lawsuit Hearings

A New York man wanted to sue the New England Patriots over the emotional distress cause by their cheating. Apparently, this is not a legitimate claim. ESPN reports “he wanted millions of dollars from the Patriots and Belichick, claiming they deceived customers by secretly videotaping Jets coaches' in-game signals. His lawsuit claimed fans spent large sums to see games that were essentially rigged.” The judge eventually threw out the case but encouraged the man to keep wasting everyone’s time. It’s an important part of the justice system. [ESPN]