It probably won’t even blend. The titanium spork is a spoon, it’s a fork, and it doesn’t take any shit. You’ll never need another utensil again, and if you get one, this will kick its ass. This is for the Viking/bachelor who eats his Easy Mac soaked in valor and sweat, sprinkled with a patina of iron filing from his whetstone (Available for 9 bucks).
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