Wookiee Warmers for your Feet

November 14, 2008

It is not wise to upset a Wookiee, nor is it wise to upset a grumpy man in the morning.  In fact, a man before 9 a.m. can be accurately compared to a Wookiee in a variety of ways. They're "always thinking with [their] stomach," and upsetting them can cause them to "pull people's arms out of their sockets."  Curb your animal instinct by keeping your cute little tootsies warm.