These days you’re not close to being a celebrity unless you’ve had private nude photos splashed across the Internet. Now you can see Ashton Kutcher’s alleged mistress in her birthday suit.
Brittney Jones is the flavor du jour of the Internet after nude photographs of the 21-year-old brunette went online earlier today. Jones reportedly met Ashton Kutcher in July at a bowling club. The two exchanged phone numbers and later, allegedly, had sexual relations on Kutcher’s couch while his cougar wife Demi Moore was away in Detroit shooting a film. Kutcher has vehemently denied the allegation and was yesterday spotted with the wifey, looking extremely happy, at an event for Bill Clinton’s Global Initiative. But we digress, back to the nudie pics.
The photos were released online by Radar Online. The gossip blog says Jones has “history of wild partying and a passion for posing naked.” According to RadarOnline, “the provocative photos leave little to the imagination and expose the 21-year-old woman like you have never seen her before: in various positions on the floor and in the bed at the home she shared with a former boyfriend.”
Of course we’ve never seen her like this before. Last week we didn’t even know who she was.
It’s amazing how quickly we can become intimate with a celebrity hanger-on thanks to the Internet. It begs the question, should we really care?