Zombie Tools Equips you for Apocalypse, Comicon

October 27, 2008

Zombietools.net has for sale a variety of zombie-slaying elements that’re the real deal.  They’re actually made of metal and actually could (in theory) slay a zombie.  If push came to shove it could probably slay a normal, un-undead human also. 

However, such stylish debauchery (as is so often the case) comes at a heavy price.  The To-Handed Apocalax, for example, will set you back about $375.  Or, if you prefer, the more modest Urban Bone Machete Mark II is $250.