And do it like a (little, stick-thin, stainless steel) man. The good folks over at roastmyweenie.com have taken the manly art of grilling, the delicate handling of scorched meat, to an alarming and hilarious new heat setting with the "Roast My Weenie" hot dog cooker.
It's completely customizable. You send them an email with what you want it to say at the base (mine says "ouch ouch!"), they carve it out and send you your cooker for 15 American dollars.
And, for those who want their meats cooked in the hell-green fires of abject terror, the Cthulhu cooker: