The Top 10 Best Songs To Have Sex To

by dsussman   September 15, 2008 at 8:00PM  |  Views: 456,204

I’ve always thought that using music to manipulate a situation or atmosphere is an underrated talent. I have literally seen DJs change the entire mood of a crowd by merely playing the right song at the right time. I’m convinced this is why so many ugly musicians and DJs get laid all the time. Groupies/fans aren’t having sex with the person, they’re having sex with the music. And since I'm not a world famous musician, I see no problem with using some groovy tunes to get what I want.

10. "Wildcat" - Ratatat

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The greatest aspect of this song is the sound sample of an actual wildcat screaming in pride. Add this ferocious audio clip to some dope electronic-instrumentals and you’ve got yourself a serious bedroom banger.

The hypnotic Ratatat rhythm alone will keep the lovemaking intense, but the "call of a wildcat" could easily cross you over into some undiscovered sexual territory. Me-ow.

 

9. “Battery” - Metallica

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I had sex to this thrash song once and it didn’t end well. The sex was great, but I made the mistake of thinking of Lars’s ugly face in the middle of my epic pumping. Puke.

So why is this song on the list? Because up to that devastating point, it was unbelievably awesome. Not only is this song one of the greatest speed metal tracks ever made, it also turned my lady friend into a complete demon. The Master of Puppets number transformed her from a timid Los Angeles gal into a sexual beast out for my blood. This is a great song for the bedroom, but I would just approach it with extreme caution. Metal!


8. “Why don't we do it in the Road?” - The Beatles

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There are a lot of Beatles songs you can get your groove on to, but this one has to be the most fun. The sheer idea of getting your sex on in the middle of the road is just plain awesome. And I love it how there are only two simple lines in the entirety of this White Album track. It's short, simple and to the point…just like sex.

 

7. "Everything in its Right Place by "- Radiohead

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If you really want to get into a college girl’s panties just drop this jam after a few kegstands and you’ll be good as gold. Just lay back, relax and let Thom Yorke pump out Radiohead’s brilliant Kid A headlining masterpiece. While the lyrics don't actually mean that much, the warm electronic sounds capes will surely help any young man part the red sea with ease. Enjoy.


6. "Bump n' Grind" - R. Kelly

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My mind is telling me no but my body my body's telling me yes

I (baby) don't want to hurt nobody

But there is something that I must confess........... (chill)

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

Enough said.

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