Texan man-actor Matthew McConaughey recently revealed that when he was younger he was totally clueless about the opposite sex. So clueless in fact he had trouble locating a female’s genitalia.
The romantic comedy star opened up to Elle magazine about the first time he went south of the border. He revealed that even with research and the guiding hand of men’s magazines, his first time at third base did not go smoothly:
From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time.
McConaughey obviously figured it out as he recently had a baby with Brazilian model Camila Alves.
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