Soccer Game Postponed Due to Giant Swarm of Bees Attacking the Field

February 3, 2011

I don’t watch as much El Salvadorian soccer as I used to, so I’m not sure if mid-game bee attacks are commonplace. What I do know is that the only people on the planet who understand how painful sitting through an entire Calgary Flames vs. Minnesota Wild game might be are the hoards of fans leaving the stadium with insect-issued flesh wounds.