Searching for the perfect present to buy that Russian billionaire who has everything? Well, look no further than the Philadelphia Freedoms' ironic enslavement of Anna Kournikova, who is currently available for purchase on the team’s website.
Starting at $2,500 for 15 minutes of Sergei Federov’s leftovers, prospective bidders can enjoy photo opportunities, a brief doubles match with a girl once ranked 113th on the WTA, and all the awkward gawking you can handle without needing to change tennis shorts.
The Philadelphia Freedoms – which is apparently some sort of tennis team – urges fans to “place you bid now” before time runs out on this once-in-a-lifetime promotion.
It doesn’t clarify if proceeds go to some sort of worthy cause (or shadowy mob figure), but that seems irrelevant in the human trafficking world. As long as everybody involved is satisfied and the check clears, it will be nothing but smiles and feminist ire.
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