We are Devo Toothbrushes!

June 26, 2008


 This may get me back into brushing my teeth. TOOTH TUNES has introduced a special edition toothbrush featuring 'Brush It' by Devo. This innovative toothbrushing gizmo lets you hear the new two minute version of 'Whip It' while you clean your chompers. So sweet.

"We are always looking for newer, cooler ways to deliver our music to our fans," said Mark Mothersbaugh, lead singer of 80's rock group DEVO. "Teaming up with Tiger Electronics to record a new version of 'Whip It' for TOOTHTUNES was a blast. Not only do our fans get to experience one of our most popular songs in a wildly innovative format but it will also introduce our music to a new, younger group of listeners."

Crap. Why didn’t they have this kinda stuff when I was a kid?! I would taken much better of my teeth if I got to jam out to “F*ck tha Police” while I brushed. I just wanna know what the ultimate toothbrushing song would be. “Smooth Criminal?” "Rapper's Delight?” As for me, I think I’m going with “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead.