This robot is, I'm not kidding, called the NINJA robot. It was designed and built to help workers who work on the exterior of tall office buildings. Help them to, ya know, not plunge to their airy doom. Hit the jump for prophesy and video.
The NINJA robot is about the size of a human, and has not yet acquired artificial intelligence. But can it be long until the Robocalypse? The answer, of course, is "no."