The Ogre Takes on "Titties"

October 22, 2009

I see that everyone is loving my blog. I just hope that everyone can read because there aren’t many pictures on this page to tell the story of this week’s episode.

Let me start with Darrill and how he ikes to booze for his boobs. One thing about Darrill: he is a fighter and it doesn't matter if he drinking, or getting called “Titties,” or whatever. He is down to fight. I wish Rampage had accepted Darrill’s challenge and maybe we would’ve seen Rampage's last fight of his career. Behind the scenes we actually had Rampage apologize to Darrill when the cameras were off, but once the cameras went back on, “Titties” is his name. 
 
Now we have Zak Jensen, Darrill's opponent, who in the house got called “Number Sixteen.” He was the guy who entertained us during the first couple of weeks of filming. I thought Kimbo was the biggest celebrity but we actually had Shrek’s little brother named “Lenderman,” (a.k.a. Zak Jensen) in the house. Out of all the guys, Lenderman was the one guy everyone wanted to fight in the house because mentally he was the most prepared. I personally wanted to have him as my first fight because he is famous for being one of the only guys who has ever been finished in a gogoplata. I wanted to use one of Brock Lesnar’s moves and finish him with a Boston Crab.
 
We have Lenderman and the Rampage team practicing, and you see how they have to mentally prepare him with half-speed movements. They have one of the best team players with Kimbo. When Zak gets a small cut over his eye, Kimbo wants to step right up and take his spot. That is why Kimbo and Rampage have a great relationship. They know what teamwork is. Then you see Rampage has a change of heart and you see him put Zak through some sparring drills, to make him feel better about himself.

The coolest thing about this episode that they really didn't show was Phil Nurse showing some GSP striking techniques. Imagine heavyweights moving like GSP, like jump jab kick then flying knee. These techniques were very different then what we are used to.
 
Darrill’s birthday is the same day as fight day, so we are making birthday tacos instead of Double Whoppers with Cheese. The fight was what we expected, except that Lenderman hung in there until he quit. The best analogy of this fight was Rock ’em Sock ‘em Robots. They just went nuts until one of the heads popped. When that happened Lenderman shot and took Darrill down and got a bad triangle choke. Then Darrill just held the triangle until Lenderman played sleep because you can see the gap in the triangle. So now that Lenderman is bleeding and Shrek is no where to be found to protect his little brother the rest of the house sees him as the entertainment for the rest of the season.
 
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