Hugh Hefner Hits Back at Mr. Two Seconds Label

July 27, 2011

Hugh Hefner's former fiancée Crystal Harris has revealed way too much information about the couple's sex life and it's, well, embarrassing. But the Hef refuses to take it lying down.

The almost-Mrs. Hefner has effectively labeled Playboy founder Hugh Hefner the "Mr. Two Seconds" of the bedroom. Be warned, you are about to find out the nitty gritty details about the sex life of an 85-year-old getting it on with a 25-year-old.

The 25-year-old Playboy bunny dished the dirt on the couple's bedroom shenanigans during an interview with Howard Stern. Crystal told Stern that she and Hefner only engaged in sexual intercourse once and it was far from an epic night of wild passion. No, it was brief to say the least. She told Stern, "[It lasted] like, two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry." Ouch.

In saying this Crystal is effectively calling the relationship, engagement, and pending marriage a sham. She even goes as far as telling Stern she'd never seen her boyfriend of two years in the nude (which, let's face it, is probably a good thing). She told Stern, "He doesn't really take off his clothes. I've never seen Hef naked."

Understandably the Hef is not happy that his notorious bedroom antics have been put into question. He took to Twitter slamming his former flame, tweeting, "Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why. Maybe a new boyfriend?"

At the end of the day Hefner has the laugh last and says he's "happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

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