You know what it is, y'all. As if the first installment wasn't enough for fans, Sly Stallone is officially back with a follow-up to his 2010 action bonanza The Expendables. This time directed by Simon West, Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of his men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat. Jason Statham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger also star. I still can't believe I just typed that. Do this right now.