The Top 10 Dirtiest Rap Songs of All Time
There are few things finer in this world than getting hammered and rapping along with an extremely dirty rap jam. Some people find these songs to be disgusting and degrading, but they’re just missing the point. Being able to magically mix together expletives over dope hip-hop breaks is a lot harder than it seems, and the following tracks are the dopest of the dirty.
By Dustin Sussman
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10. “Pop That P***” - 2 Live Crew
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If it wasn’t for dirty curse words, this Miami rap crew would have never made it in the music business. All of their popularity came from the fact that they were raw, raunchy, and nasty as they wanted to be. “Pop That P****” is a great example of the group’s skill at putting together classic club jams filled with hedonism.
Bend over and spread em, girl
Show-w-w me those p**** pearls
Rub that a** and play with that c***
You know I like that freaky s***
I like the way you lick the champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my d*** in your a**
How hard? Hard like a rock,
When you make that p**** pop!
9. “Let Me Smell Yo D***” - Riskay
I freakin' love this song so much it hurts.
The thing that blows my mind the most is that this method of finding out if your man is cheating hasn’t been brought up in song more often. You would think that this procedure would be a staple for every women on planet earth. If I was a mother and had a daughter, I would totally teach her to use her nose more wisely.
“I know you’ve been cheating! I can smell a hooker on yo dong!"
Why you coming home five in the mone
Somethings going on can I smell yo d***??
Don’t play me like a fool cause dat ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo d***
8. “How Many Licks” – Lil Kim
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Lil Kim has always had a way with trashy words. Hearing a women talk about sex as raw as she does sometimes makes me feel a little uncomfortable though. It kinda makes me understand what it feels like to be a women listening to NWA rapping about having sex with all types of hos. After my first listen of this song, I came to the conclusion that Kim has worn the pants in every single relationship she has ever been involved in. Besides Biggie, of course.
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be s****** me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass d*** and a hurricane tongue
Dan my n**** from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and c** in his mouth
7. “Colt 45” – Afroman
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What an underrated jam this is. Hearing Afroman rap endlessly about his wild eastside Palmdale adventures is about as awesome as it gets. People have spent days on end smoking weed, eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and listenin’ to Joseph Edgar Foreman spit ridiculous nonsense off the top of his head at random. I know some might consider him a gimmick rapper, but I would much rather hear him speak his mind than listen to 50 Cent rap about Vitamin Water.
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her a** and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
P**** was lunch
Then her t****** busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just f*** me
I c*** in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
6. “My Neck, My Back” – Khia
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If it was possible to giggle while typing, this entire entry would be unreadable. The moment Khia starts in on this nasty 2002 ladies anthem I can’t help but lose my poker face. There's something to be said for a woman who takes sex and owns it, and Khia does just that on this nasty jam. This song has people questioning which sex has the dirtier mind.
Then you roll your tongue, from the c***** back to the front
Then s*** it off 'til I shake and c** n****
Make sure I keep bustin nuts n****
All over your face and stuff