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The Top 10 Video Game Vixens

by Reverend_Danger   November 10, 2008 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 16,275

There's nothing wrong with fantasizing about the pixel-curves of your favorite video game vixen.  Compare it to the pictures of Angelina Jolie you ogle nightly; you are exactly as likely to bed her as you are to mix it up with Lara Croft or any other such fantastic dream girl. Forget MILFs and GILFs, hit the jump for the top 10 VGVILFs of all time.

10. Cammy

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Cammy made her first appearance in Street Fighter 2 as the tattooed army brat gone bad.  Having lost her memory during a mission, she now works as an agent for the dubious M. Bison.  Also, they did it.  You know what that means:  she puts out.  Thanks to fanboy and Alayna for the fan art.

Why she’d screw like a tiger: Cammy is comfortable with her body.  That’s why she chose a swimsuit that rides ¾ of the way up her perfectly-formed butt to wear for a Street Fighting tournament.  Imagine the shameless eccentricities she’s capable of...

9. Jill Valentine

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Don’t let her name fool you.  Unless of course you hate Valentine’s Day, and consider it to be a ruthless, blood-soaked entity.  Then, her moniker is fairly accurate.  Valentine is a member of the elite military team STARS’ Alpha, and she fights zombies.  She’s battled her way through most of the Resident Evil series, and is based on the Canadian model Julia Voth.

Why she’d screw like a tiger:  Valentine has extensive military training so she has the physical wherewithal to make you into a man. Further, due to the horrors she’s seen, she’s probably in need of the loving embrace of a man that isn’t covered in pulsing boils.  

8. Ivy Valentine

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No relation to Jill Valentine, Ivy is the pseudo-dominatrix of the Soul Calibur series.  Other than her obvious ass-kickery, most people saddle her with this leather-gilded title because of her unique weapon: the snake sword.  Basically a whip with blades, the snake sword is for sexy mothers who came to tie you up and shred the line between pain and pleasure until you don’t know whether to call the police to ask for help or to brag.

Why she’d screw like a tiger: She has the body awareness to surround herself in a tornado of swirling, sharpened metal and chain.  Imagine how she would twirl herself around you (and your trouser serpent). 

7. Girls of DOA

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The girls of DOA can play volleyball, fight, ride jet skis, and do god knows what else to you (in theory) between the sheets. Their playful giggles, mixed with realistic jiggles, mixed with brutal violence makes for quite a heavy brew. 

Why they’d screw like tigers:  Their realistically-rendered chesticles would make for a sexual environ like one of those inflatable fun houses (but more like a fun house for your weiner).  

6. Joanna Dark

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Codename “Perfect Dark” for the perfectly laser-straight erections she induces, Joanna Dark is an industrial spy employed by the Carrington Institute.  There specializing in high-force Kegel exercises (not true) she quickly rose to the top of her class. 

Why she’d screw like a tiger: She was born with a broken spine and has undergone extensive physical and psychological conditioning at the behest of her mercenary father since day 1. One wonders if that white streak in her hair is because of vitiligo, and if the drapes match the carpet.

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