I just went to a Playboy Golf Tournament and had a blast. It was a golf scramble, and each foursome included a celebrity or professional athlete. In my foursome was Tiger Woods! (Just kidding—I know—bad joke). Anyway, to keep us happily distracted there were the cute Playboy Girls of Golf. They had these tiny little outfits on with the shortest skirts, and all of them were so young and cute. They took pictures with us, played games with us, and cheered our every stroke. (pun intended). My foursome didn’t win, but nobody cared. We had a terrific time and that was what we were there for, really.
Best of all was the Lingerie Party! It was at the Playboy Mansion and I heard its one of the more popular of all the Playboy Mansion Parties. I can see why!!! All those gorgeous women in sexy lingerie, just for us guys! I wore red and white striped pajamas and was quite a hit, you know.
Anyway, I’ll be going to another Playboy Golf Tournament when it’s scheduled in San Diego, and again when it comes back to LA.
Hey, check out the photos of the Playboy Golf Tournament at www.TicketsToTheMansion.com. Just go to the Gallery section. Maybe you’ll see me! You know, the one with all the girls on my arm!