What up, bro? Back this week with another edition of the best blog in the world bro... the Bro Blog! This week I am going to talk about my five favorite costumes I ever dressed up as on Halloween. I must say that every year I deliver some kind of funky costume, and I always will for the rest of my life dude.
5 - Homey the Clown - Come on, bro. You don't remember "Homey Don't Play That" from "In Living Color", which was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid? I got a clown outfit and waffled kids with a tennis ball in a sock. You think those kids kept their candy? "I don't think so!"
4 - Ace Ventura - "All righty then!" Yes I did my hair like Ace and walked around pretending to like animals even though I hate them bro. Think about that!
3 - Eric Young - Last year I wanted to dress up as someone that people feel bad for to get extra candy so I went as Eric Young, which was easy cause all I had to do was not shower, wear cheap clothes and put on a fake beard with food in it. Bigger Rob was ODB.
2 - A Monster - I was dating a hot chick that was a monster, therefore I was a monster. Enough said, bro.
1 - Big Rob and Bigger Rob - This year was my best costume yet 'cause me and bigger Rob just dressed up like ourselves man. Put the sweaters on we love so much and just hit the streets to get the best candy in town. Who cares if we had to push some little hamsters outta the way, they don't need extra candy anyway.
Until next week...OH!!!!!! you aint on the list bro!!!!
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