Yo momma?!?

December 10, 2009

Alright, it's on! Drop your best yo mama jokes here. I dare you to challenge me!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Hit me back!!!

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