Happy New Year, Bros

by Robbie E   January 03, 2013 at 12:00PM  |  Views: 2,390

What's up, bro? I'm back this week with another bro blog and still super hung over from New Years after partying like a maniac. I woke up naked with 6 girls, 2 cats and Shark Boy in my hotel room. Bro, it's Vegas, bro. Needless to say my night was better than The Hangover. Here are my 5 New Years Resolutions for 2013.

5 - Step up my tanning - I mean, I'm pale bro. In 2013 im gonna be darker than ever. That means morning, afternoon and evening sessions..

4 - Bigger Rob's girl selections - Bigger Rob, for some reason, only like chicks bigger than him, bro. I am gonna work on him getting with some smaller girls. We gotta get these girls under 300 punds for starters, bro.

3 - Eating cleaner - That means no more Swedish Fish, mint chocolate chip ice cream. And no more vodka and Red Bulls or Reese's pieces, bro. Well, I'll probably keep the Reese's. I love those things.

2 - Women - It's hard to keep up with all my girlfriends, so I am gonna tone it down to under 10 at a time. I got stamina to burn from all my cardio, but that many girls? It's getting expensive, bro.

1 - Protein - I gotta tone down on the protein. Maybe scale it back to just as much as my body weight. It's giving me way to much gas, bro!!!!!!

Until next week... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...You aint on the list bro!


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