Goatee Saver Trims for You
Other than making your mouth look like a bristling, unfriendly vagina, goatees are totally awesome. But, how do you maintain perfectly manicured maw-pubes? The answer after the jump.
The Goatee Saver allows you to accurately and quickly trim your goatee while simultaneously looking like Hannibal Lecter! Available from this guy for $19.99.