Big Lebowski Action Figures Answer Many Prayers | SPIKE

A lot of you have spent the past ten years wondering whether there were ever going to be action figures from the movie The Big Lebowski for sale. Well, now there are. I’m not sure if this is the coolest thing that’s happened in the last decade, but it’s right up there with wireless internet, Rogaine foam and whistle-tips.

The soonest you’ll be able to buy any of these 8 inch figures (which run from $25 to $40 a figure, depending on the set) is July 23-27 at Comic-Con. For those of you who won’t be making it to San Diego for the festival of comic dorks and fan boys, you’ll have to order online and hope they haven’t sold out.

I wish there was another way of getting one of these figures, but, unfortunately, this isn’t ‘nam—there are rules.