Tiger Woods' Mistress Tries to Win Him Back with Some Fancy New Boobs
One of the women who helped Tiger Woods usher in a fun new life of alimony payments and supervised child visitation has vowed to win him back by randomly appearing at one of his upcoming golf tournaments. She’s even planning to arm herself with gigantic breast implants and a looming smell of desperation for the big reunion.
Joslyn James, a dope young hustler with her eyes on the prize, has reportedly secured tickets to the 2010 Tiger Woods Chevron World Challenge in order to woo the man who once considered her “something fun to do on road trips.”
TMZ reports that James may surgically enhance herself for the occasion and bring along two other women Woods has slept with in order to provide moral support and/or possible fluffing.
It’s unclear if Tiger has been in contact with James, but if there’s one thing men love, it’s being surprised by the women they’ve cheated on their wives with while at work.
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