Calendar Tape Gives the Measure of Your Year

January 7, 2009

Take stock of your year in a manly, logical, bright yellow homicide crime scene-type of way.  Calendar tape allows for a measured view of your life with not-so-subtle allusions to the vocations of crime scene investigation and carpentry.  In 7 inches from now, it’s party time.  In 7.3 inches from now, it’s time to go home with that unattainable, fragile-in-a-punk way alliterative girl from the record store.