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Give the Gift of a Hot Ass

by Reverend_Danger   December 22, 2008 at 3:45PM  |  Views: 166

The Faux Cul butt-firming cream is for the manly man that just doesn’t seem to have time to make it to the gym for a rousing series of squat thrusts.  Seems like an enormous contradiction to rub a cream with a French name on your cheeks in order to have a firm, masculine posterior?  That’s because it is, Susan.

Although, I suppose, one could give it a girl.  Having a girlfriend (or a friend with benefits, or even just a foxy neighbor) with a good-looking caboose is the gift that keeps on giving.  The born romantics over at Nickel Spa in London have developed the Faux Cul cream for revitalizing a sagging derriere, and who's to say it won't work for the ladies?  Faux Cul translates to Fake Ass, but they put it in French, so you know it’s classy.

 

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