Jennifer's Body May Remain a Secret
Bad news, fellas. Word on the street is that Megan Fox's topless scene in the upcoming Diablo Cody film, Jennifer’s Body, has been cut. Now, granted, the reviewer at JoBlo.com who made this statement was not reviewing a final cut, so there’s still some hope that we’ll all get to see what Brian Austin Green sees every day. Well, sort of. The scene in question doesn’t actually involve bare breasts, but rather breasts covered in flesh-colored pasties (whatever the hell pasties are). Hit the jump for those hot, almost-nude (but still NSFW) pictures of Megan Fox.
The reviewer also rates the movie 3 out of 10, which doesn’t surprise me. Am I the only one on the face of the earth who was completely and totally underwhelmed by Juno? Am I the only one who is still more than a little dumbfounded about all the hype and silly media adulation that was heaped upon the none-too-talented Diablo Cody? Am I the only one who cringes every time he has to read, write or say the name Diablo Cody, so obnoxious is it that a screenwriter would emulate an actor by changing her name (to her stripper name, no less)? Sorry, Diablo, you have no street cred. And, from what it sounds like, it’s not going to be much longer before you have no writing cred either. Back to the stripping pole for you.