Hannah Montana: The Movie

March 9, 2009

The best movie you are likely to see in 2009 is headed our way: Hannah Montana: The Movie. In it, Miley Ray Cyrus is forced to come back home to Tennessee to reconnect with her roots. Apparently in America when someone's gotten too big for their britches they need to spend time on a huge ranch, learn to ride horses, and fall for the first blonde hick who knows how to lasso s***.