Worst One-Night Stand Ever

February 5, 2009

A British man woke up for a boozy one night stand to discover his "date" had carved her name on his shoulder. Wayne Robinson met 22-year-old Dominique Fisher at a club. They hit it off and the next day Dominque invited Wayne to her house, where they enjoyed a night of drinking and sex.

The next morning Wayne woke covered in blood. His kinky lover had carved her named in his shoulder and slashed his body with a Stanley knife.  Wayne was so intoxicated he did not feel Dominque slashing his body. He even failed to remember having sex with her, but was later told by Dominque that they “did it” in many different positions.

The scars are permanent and Wayne cannot afford to pay for laser surgery to remove them. He told the UK’s Sun, “I went to her place for sex, not to be tattooed. I look like something out of the TV show Prison Break. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.” Last week Dominque was found guilty of unlawful wounding.

Source: Jeff Morris/The Sun