I don't know where to look! I don't know what to lick! It's like having to choose between which of your children lives. No. This is worse. I could choose which kid lives. That'd be easy. Here's what this lucky prick said about the bacon bra his "friend" got him for Christmas.
i don't really know how the idea came up... at some point after too many tequilas and my friend talking about how to get more men interested in her, someone said, "wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? that's a million dollar idea right there!"