Hello, everyone...it's so nice to talk with all of you again. I come to you this week in somewhat of a different mood due to the recent events surrounding me and Dr. Stevie.
For those of you that saw TNA iMPACT last Thursday, you already know what I am talking about. Dr. Stevie has decided to put a bounty out on my head. He is offering $50,000 cash to ANYONE that can not just beat me, but cripple me as well. This is so confusing. I don't know what to do. It's driving me crazy. I don't know who to trust. I don't know who my friends are and who my enemies are. In case you are wondering, I will not be intimidated by Dr. Stevie and his plans. I WILL be at iMPACT this Thursday. I will be looking for Dr. Stevie while I am looking over my back the entire show. And when I find you, Dr. Stevie, I promise you, you're going to feel every bit of pain and suffering you've ever caused me, times 100. When I am done with Dr. Stevie he is not going to need a doctor, he's going to need a mortician.
Hey everyone, thanks for twittering with me. I have so many of you following me now. It's so nice to be talking with you all and keeping up with your daily activities. My twitter address is twitter.com/THEREALABYSS for those of you who want to follow your favorite monster. I can't believe how many of you are now following me daily. It really helps in my rehabilitation. You guys and gals are all the best!
Speaking of the best, NFL camps open this week across the league. I am so excited. I can't wait for football season to begin. It's going to be a crazy year I believe. Call it a gut feeling, but I think it's going to be a wild and exciting season. My pre-season pick for this year's Super Bowl winner is Pittsburgh. The Steelers have 20 of 22 starters from last season back. The entire coaching staff is back, too. I believe that spells success for the Steelers. I also love the Steelers because they wear black, and black is kinda my favorite color.
Well everyone, I'd better get going. I don't want to spend too much time in one place with this $50,000 bounty on my head. I keep looking over my shoulder and it's hard to type when one is doing this. Bring it on, Dr. Stevie, and whoever wants to try and collect that $50,000 bounty on my head because I will be ready. I almost feel bad for anyone who tries to collect it at my expense. They are going to run into one ticked-off monster. Take care everyone...I'll talk to you all next week...I promise. Bye, bye.