Some rules were meant to be broken. Public urination during a charity golf tournament, however, is not one of them.
Over the weekend, Ben Roethlisberger (yes, the guy who recently dodged his second sexual assault allegation) was accused of relieving himself beneath some trees by a golf course pro shop.
According to an onlooker, the troubled quarterback simply decided that walking 500 feet to the nearest bathroom was unbecoming, so he elected to use a nearby patch of greenery as a toilet.
Roethlisberger, much like he has with his various other charges, denies the entire event took place and claims that the tournament attendee who called the cops clearly had him confused for another 6-foot-5 professional athlete who looks a lot like Ben Roethlisberger.
Seriously, how is this guy still single?
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