Man Slices Own Penis Off After Breakup

March 31, 2010

An Indonesian man has done the unthinkable after having his heart broken. Find out what caused him to slice and dice his man-sword after the jump.

The jilted man sliced off his penis after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. The heartbroken 19-year-old threw his dismembered member down a well [insert well-hung joke here].

The man, who has been identified only as "AMD," was rushed to a hospital in a critical condition and suffering from severe blood loss. Hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told a local newspaper, “It was a critical time. Cutting off a penis can be fatal.” Um, yeah. Thanks for stating the bleeding obvious [pun intended].

Doctors were unable to locate the man’s penis and reattach it. The teenager is said to be highly embarrassed and is reportedly “too shocked” to talk or see anyone. I suppose he realizes he’ll never love again.

So, what's the craziest thing you’ve done after a break-up?

Photos: Stone/Getty Images

Note: The photos in this article are being used for illustrative purposes only; any person depicted in the photos is a model.