An Indonesian man has done the unthinkable after having his heart broken. Find out what caused him to slice and dice his man-sword after the jump.
The jilted man sliced off his penis after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. The heartbroken 19-year-old threw his dismembered member down a well [insert well-hung joke here].
The man, who has been identified only as "AMD," was rushed to a hospital in a critical condition and suffering from severe blood loss. Hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told a local newspaper, “It was a critical time. Cutting off a penis can be fatal.” Um, yeah. Thanks for stating the bleeding obvious [pun intended].
Doctors were unable to locate the man’s penis and reattach it. The teenager is said to be highly embarrassed and is reportedly “too shocked” to talk or see anyone. I suppose he realizes he’ll never love again.
So, what's the craziest thing you’ve done after a break-up?
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