Blonde Devises New Way to Revive Man with Mouth-to-Groin Resuscitation

March 31, 2011
Jeans company Jack & Jones piles on the sexism in their latest, tongue-in-cheek commercial. Apparently these jeans are such a turn-on women literally kill with their passionate love-making. But how do you revive a man on the brink of death from a hardcore sex session? Duh, you give them mouth-to-groin resuscitation.

Jack & Jones jeans wants you to “get in shape and ready for action.” The company has devised a “fitness club” to help men improve their fitness and enjoy all the hot bedroom-action that comes with a pair of these sex-inducing jeans.

Who knew jeans could come with a death threat?

Source: Jack & Jones