Light My Fire with Candles for Men
Have you ever wished you could recreate the stale, sweet smell of stripper perfume in the middle of the week and in the comfort of your own home? Lord knows I have. Thankfully, the folks at Hotwicks and Manterns have taken the market niche of candles, overrun with lilac-scented doilies, and poured gasoline and manure all over it.
Hotwicks has the biggest selection (below) and each of these will set you back about 9 bucks. You can also go with candles from Manterns, though they run at about twice the price of what Hotwicks will charge you.