Have you ever wished you could recreate the stale, sweet smell of stripper perfume in the middle of the week and in the comfort of your own home? Lord knows I have. Thankfully, the folks at Hotwicks and Manterns have taken the market niche of candles, overrun with lilac-scented doilies, and poured gasoline and manure all over it.
Hotwicks has the biggest selection (below) and each of these will set you back about 9 bucks. You can also go with candles from Manterns, though they run at about twice the price of what Hotwicks will charge you.