While most people spent the holidays getting fatter and resenting their parents, Swedish marriage victim Elin Nordegren rang in the new year with a massive check from the man who spent the last decade urinating all over their wedding vows.
Just how massive?
According to various sources stalking golf’s first family, when a friend asked Nordegren what her husband got her for Christmas she responded by saying "Three hundred million dollars, thank you very much.”
A second source interviewed by a British newspaper explained that "When she boasted of the '$300 million Christmas gift' and then laughed, it was clear to everyone around her that she's more focused than ever about moving on with her life."
Apparently a quarter of a billion dollars doesn’t buy what it used to.
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