Probably the best thing about USB drives (one port to rule them all) is not the convenience or the speed they offer. It’s all the screwed up flash drives.
This delightful piece of do-it-yourself pollo proctology was concocted with a small USB drive, a screw driver and (wait for it) a rubber chicken. Buy them yourself at the links below for a total of less than $6.
Source: Craziest Gadgets