Got a beef with a co-worker, neighbor, or maybe just some dude that's a little too big to pick on? Have no fear...some intrepid souls from a website called Punch in the Face from Us are here to save the day. For absolutely no charge, these guys will clock your intended target right in the noggin.
While there's no charge for the service, you do have convince the unnamed proprietors of the site about the victim's worthiness as punching bag because they're "not all about jacking up some dude over a trifling matter."
If that's up your alley, you can place an order on their site. That's assuming this isn't some sort of joke, of course.