Mantenna - Wednesday, December 3

December 3, 2008

Uncoached counts down the 15 hottest pairs of sister in the world, NHL player Sean Avery is suspended for some racy comments about Elisha Cuthbert and Roman Polanski is asking a Los Angeles court to overlook that whole pesky rape charge thing from way back when...all that and more can be found in today's Mantenna!

Sean Avery Calls Elisha Cuthbert “Sloppy Seconds”

Hockey player Sean Avery has been indefinitely suspended by the NHL for making inappropriate comments about a former girlfriend. In Canada yesterday, Avery summoned reporters and told them “I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.  I don’t know what that’s about.  Enjoy the game tonight.” After dumping Avery, Elisha Cuthbert went on to date Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens and is currently dating Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Avery will miss tonight’s game against the Calgary Flames and has been ordered to a hearing in New York, where his fate will be decided. [Bitten and Bound]

Hottest Sisters in the World

It is a scientific fact that it’s okay for sisters to kiss if the sisters are naked, wrapped around you, and totally hot. Uncoached has a list of the 15 hottest sisters that adds even more to the preponderance of evidence already in existence for this theory. You guys think the Feres Twins are Photoshopped. That picture is equal parts creepy and hot. [Uncoached]

Polanski Wants a Pass on Child Rape Charge


Roman Polanski, famed director of movies like Rosemary’s Baby and The Pianist, has decided he wants to come back to the US, and would the federal government please drop the charges against him from when he had sex with a 13-year-old over three decades ago? The director has put in his papers to the Los Angeles Superior Court, requesting for the case to be dismissed. It is highly likely Polanski is going to get a big stocking full of disappointment this Christmas. Statutory rape of children isn’t often looked upon kindly stateside. Don’t sell your continental villa just yet, Roman! [Cinematical]

Battle of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians Porn Spoofs

Hot on the heels of the Sarah Palin porn spoof, naughty porn blog Fleshbot is reporting that there are two Kim Kardashian influenced “porn spoofs” in the works or already completed. Coincidentally, both pornos have very similar names. First off the block was Getting It Up With The KardASSians, but now Hustler is soon to release Keeping It Up with Kard-ASS-ians. Porn star Veronica Rayne plays the role of Kim Kardashian in the Hustler version. However, unlike Hustler’s Sarah Palin-inspired porn, the Kardashian one will be based on actual dialogue from the Kardashian’s TV show, proving that the Kardashian’s are just too funny to send-up. [Fleshbot]

David Lee Roth's "Hot For Teacher" Vocal Track Released
In January, an MP3 popped up of David Lee Roth's vocal track from "Running With the Devil.” Today another new version has popped up with Diamond Dave banging out his classic screeching vocals for 1984's "Hot For Teacher." It is pretty sweet to say the least. [Spike]

Windows 7 Beta Launches Next Month

Bob Familiar (yeah, that’s his real name), a Microsoft Architect, has announced that people attending the MSDN Developers Conference will be getting their copies of Windows 7 Beta in the mail as soon as it’s ready.  For the rest of us, we’ll either have to wait until “early 2009” for the wider release of Windows 7 Beta, or pay the $99 fee to attend the conference. [Gizmodo]

Honda's Prius-killer Ready to Roll


 The 2010 Honda Insight has been revealed in production form today with only a few differences like normal tires and the front fascia losing some of the high-cost chrome the Insight was sporting in concept mode. Don't worry though, it still looks 98% like a Prius with a Honda badge on it. The real news is that Honda's new hybrid is expected to retail for around $18,500, massively undercutting the $22,000 Toyota Prius. [worldcarfans]

Check out previous installments of Mantenna:

Tuesday, December 2

Monday, December 1

Wednesday, November 26

Tuesday, November 25

Monday, November 24

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