In his insanely awesome and infuriating interview with Details magazine this month, Kanye West revealed a lot of his mania, but the most hilarious thing he told them was about an X-rated video game he tried to design once. Hit the jump for his quote.
This monumentally self-involved douchenozzle told Details:
"First beat I did," he recalls, "was in seventh grade, on my computer. I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."
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